life's grand parade

flamejob:

flamejob:

if rock lobster full uncut version doesn’t make you drop ass dni

here comes a stingray wooOP wooOOP here goes a manta-ray RREE AHRN ArHn in walked a jelly fish GUHHHHHHH here goes a dog-fish RRRRMEOWWW chased by a cat-fish RAHHH OOOuuhhh in flew a sea robin LALALALALALALA watch out for that piranha yahYAHYAHRAHOOOO there goes a narwhal eeeURROOOOeee here comes a bikini whale SCREEEEEE

Me: wow they got stan stovall doing anchor AND sports? You think he gets two paychecks or are they just trying to slash the budget.

Sparky: *wags tail*

Me: good boy

stenka-razin:

Julius & Augustus: We’re so great! We should have months named after us!

Rome: Ok

Rome: Gonna be some shitty hot months though

socialblathering48:

lifesgrandparade:

Imagine wanting this. I personally feel like if you’re going to purchase this pass you need to attend every single fucking game for 9 innings. Not for any sort of value thing, just to bear witness. But my god, 34 games in August and September? Like if you die in an unclean place can your soul get to heaven?

This is from earlier this year but probably dollars to donuts still holds up

Imagine wanting this. I personally feel like if you’re going to purchase this pass you need to attend every single fucking game for 9 innings. Not for any sort of value thing, just to bear witness. But my god, 34 games in August and September? Like if you die in an unclean place can your soul get to heaven?

lifesgrandparade:

I think the first vine video i ever relooped ten thousand times was baby gets crossed up

man it still holds up