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peterfeld:

Holy cow. via NY Observer and Put This On

Oh Monty, you’re the devil himself!

So why are people sympathizing with Rupert Murdoch now? Because he got a well deserved pie in the face? Oh shit, he’ll have to buy a new jacket!

This guy, Johnnie Marbles, is a goddamn legend. He attempted the ol’ shaving cream pie routine, something that is always hilarious. He did it to Rupert Murdoch, who is a malignant tumor in the asshole of the world. He did something that billions of people wanted to do, AND in the process made a mockery of the entire proceedings. He had to know, that interrupting this shit would get him an immediate ticket to pound you in the ass British prison, and that requires guts that neither Murdoch have shown all day. 

Unless some direct evidence ties them to this scandal, these assholes are going to walk free. All the lawyers and MP’s and assorted tie wearing dicklice in the world can’t touch him. All this formality is just pretense, politicians jumping at the bit to be the people who strongly scolded Rupert Murdoch. Mr. Marbles was able to sneak a pie in and remind Rup that he may well get away with murder, but we’ll all get the last laugh. 

It’s your moment Mr. Marbles, don’t fuck it up with anti-semitism or something stupid like that.