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21 Photos to Ruin Your Faith In Humanity

Hope Buzzfeed’s 21 Photos to Restore Your Faith in Humanity brightened your day. Awwww, puppies and hugs! It’s almost like things aren’t that bad!

Nope, sorry folks. Life is horrifying. It’s a gaping maw of impenetrable sadness. It’s important to remember this, so you can spend your life in abject terror over the next evil thing to come your way.

There’s no rhyme or reason behind these pictures. I just looked into my documents folders and picked any photo that made me go “God, that’s awful.” Enjoy!

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Fuck Rick Santorum in his Stupid Fucking Nazi Face (A Concise Political Statement filled with Curse Words)

Fuck Rick Santorum in his Stupid Fucking Nazi Face. Fuck you if there was a second where you were considering a vote for Santorum. Fuck the people on my facebook who will defend him. “Oh he didn’t say nigger. He said Nig a bunch of flowers and puppies. You people always want to make this about you.” Yeah, fuck you half the residents of Parkville that I have on my facebook because you coached me in Little League. 

This is the fucked up bullshit about it. I’ve never felt as unsafe and angry in my own fucking country as I have in this last month, and I went to Catholic School in the 90’s. It’s like everybody suddenly realized that they were late on their N-Word quota. People I’ve known for years, people who seemed like reasonable adults, are saying shit like “White Christians are being threatened.” WHITE CHRISTIANS ARE BEING THREATENED. The majority population, who controls all of the business interests, most of the seats in congress, most of the seats on the supreme court, most of the stars in the military, and most of the television shows on NBC’s thursday night lineup, are threatened that they might not be like, totally in control of everything. 

Liberals, we fucked up. We embraced this asshole because we wanted Romney to sweat a little bit, we wanted to see the Republican party lose it’s collective mind. This is what we get. A guy who makes Mitt Romney look like George Romney. I bet the first thing that comes out of that fake assholes mouth tomorrow is a clip from that Old Negro Spiritual, “Free At Last, Free At Last, Thank God Almighty, we are Free At Last.”

The cute thing is how everybody feels like this is going to change shit. For all I know, his approval record has shot up! Why wouldn’t it? What have we seen in the last fucking 300 years that would make you think that things will be different? America does not care for black people unless we’re making their music, catching their game-winning touchdowns, saying something sassy on their thursday night comedies, or cuckolding their wives. The farther we progress as a people, the more liberties we discover, the more we try to branch out, the harsher the response is going to be from the glad-handing shit birds of society. Rick Santorum and the other white supremecists running for the highest office in the world will scorch the earth to maintain our current feudal system, so watch out. It’s going to get much uglier before, maybe, we all just have an after school special moment. 

Fuck Rick Santorum in his Stupid Fucking Nazi Face. 

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Really though

You can say that about every Republican candidate ever ever ever.

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Unless someone provides evidence to the contrary, I’m convinced that Rick Santorum is a Richard Pryor impression of white people.

Unless someone provides evidence to the contrary, I’m convinced that Rick Santorum is a Richard Pryor impression of white people.

(Source: kateoplis)

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Until someone provides me with evidence to the contrary, I’ll continue to believe that Rick Santorum is a 4-Chan Meme experiment gone horribly wrong.

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inothernews:

This is easily the most suggestive photo / headline juxtaposition on the Times’s website ever.
Good job, NYTimes.com editor.

inothernews:

This is easily the most suggestive photo / headline juxtaposition on the Times’s website ever.

Good job, NYTimes.com editor.

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motherjones:

Currently on the front page of RickSantorum.com:
“Conservatives UNITE Moneybomb”
or, you know, CUM.
Just sayin’.

A frothy mix of fecal matter and lube.

motherjones:

Currently on the front page of RickSantorum.com:

“Conservatives UNITE Moneybomb”

or, you know, CUM.

Just sayin’.

A frothy mix of fecal matter and lube.

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Songs other candidates should sing.

Mitt Romney - Something by Lawrence Welk

Newt Gingrich - Peaches and Cream

Ron Paul - Tom Sawyer

Rick Santorum - Get Low… but just the Skeet Skeet part.

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lifeaquatic:

sorryyourheinous:

I’m sorry. [via]

HA

Sure

lifeaquatic:

sorryyourheinous:

I’m sorry. [via]

HA

Sure