there needs to be a beyond scared straight for incoming senators. They just take these guys through a federal prison and have motherfuckers saying “I was a senator from the great state of mississippi. I was getting kickbacks everyday. Now look at me! They gave me a flip phone! What the fuck am I going to do with a flip phone? All those oil company niggas ain’t calling me now, are they?”
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Also, HP diagnosed me with Caribbean Butt Lobster Flu this morning, so the medical mystery is over.
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I think that person unfollowed me so that’s what I am thankful for today.
It’s seriously unhealthy how much schadenfreude I still have for that Obama re-election “shocker” that (despite all reliable polling) left...