there needs to be a beyond scared straight for incoming senators. They just take these guys through a federal prison and have motherfuckers saying “I was a senator from the great state of mississippi. I was getting kickbacks everyday. Now look at me! They gave me a flip phone! What the fuck am I going to do with a flip phone? All those oil company niggas ain’t calling me now, are they?”
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I enjoy what John Oliver is doing but really, enough of the “[comedian] DESTROYS [topic of day]” headline construction.
- last night
When I told my aunt (who is in her 70s and has a bunch of kids and a football team of grandchildren) that I was supplementing with formula...