there needs to be a beyond scared straight for incoming senators. They just take these guys through a federal prison and have motherfuckers saying “I was a senator from the great state of mississippi. I was getting kickbacks everyday. Now look at me! They gave me a flip phone! What the fuck am I going to do with a flip phone? All those oil company niggas ain’t calling me now, are they?”
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i was driving through anaheim the other day and a sign said “the birthplace of richard nixon” and that explains so much about anaheim.
turnidoff replied to your photo “When my friend said I remind her of Lena Dunham, I’m pretty sure I…”
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- “the tree of liberty must, from time to time, be watered with the blood of fictionkin and bronies”— thomas jefferson (via b-rar)