life's grand parade

there needs to be a beyond scared straight for incoming senators. They just take these guys through a federal prison and have motherfuckers saying “I was a senator from the great state of mississippi. I was getting kickbacks everyday. Now look at me! They gave me a flip phone! What the fuck am I going to do with a flip phone? All those oil company niggas ain’t calling me now, are they?”

gedenkenbrauchtwissen:

CNN that is not how you spell Mississippi but okay

Probably a good idea (via and via)