life's grand parade

Dude, batman. You’re going up against the Lord of motherfucking TIME. Compared to our weapons, Atom Bombs are like Firecrackers. You’ve got Green Arrow and Flash. Not exactly the dream team, but they’ve got the experience. LEAVE ROBIN AT HOME, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? Haven’t you endangered this child’s life enough?

deantrippe:

The biggest gift would be from me.

twentypercentcooler:

I will continue to consider DC’s “New 52” a failure until it includes stories like this.

chris-ledford:

Been reading Dostoevsky’s classic Crime and Punishment. About half-way through and thoroughly enjoying it. It’s part of my plan this summer to read a bunch of the classics which I never got around to reading during my education. While surfing the internet for an image related to the book, I came across this bizarre comic strip of Batman committing Raskolnikov’s double murder. (Un)fortunately, I have no context for this. 

(via dostoyevsky)

dcu:

A friend just posted this on my Facebook wall. I wish I had a source to share.

Man what a great image!

Speaking of which, I’m bouncing today at the bar.

dcu:

From Comics Alliance:

The Brave and the Bold: Batman and Jay-Z

Story: Chris Sims
Art: Kerry Callen

For years, the Riddler has been one of Batman’s deadliest foes, but when ace rapper Jay-Z comes to Gotham City to perform at one of Bruce Wayne’s charity events, he sets his sights on a new target! Now, the Prince of Puzzles plots to put Jay-Z’s legendary ability to survive 99 simultaneous problems to the test with a sinister deathtrap designed to destroy the Dark Knight himself!

Will Batman be able to save his friend from nearly a hundred deadly snares set to go off at once, or will this be the Riddler’s greatest triumph? Will Jay-Z prove himself to be a hustler, homie, or a customer, crony? Brush the dirt off your shoulder and strap yourself in for the greatest team-up of all as the World’s Greatest Detective and the Best Rapper Alive face… “The 99 Problems!”

PLUS! A new story of Young Hov: The Adventures of Hova When He Was a Boy!

Everything about this is perfect. Honestly, it made my Tuesday.

Oh, here you go.

andykhouri:

I didn’t take this picture but it is important that you understand that I admire this person more than anyone else who has ever lived. (Taken with instagram)

I imagine the expectations for a person named after the World’s Finest would be too much to handle.

burbanked:

Oh goodness these are terrific, each one better than the one before.

HEY LOOK OUT BATMAN AND ROBIN ALAN GRANT’S COMIN’ THROUGH.

Although the T2 one might be my favorite.

(Source: behance.net, via spockvarietyhour)

superheroesbeingdicks:

When even Batman thinks you’re recklessly endangering your sidekick, it is time to reevaluate your decisions.

These are the type of memories that led Speedy right to the needle (Pre-Crisis). 

What’s aquaman so smug about? Go talk to a mackerel, asshole.

(Source: nothinglastsforever-notevendeath)

winterlz:

I do office doodles of Batman. Here he is getting a coffee.

(via teenageart)