New Mottos for America.
- ”Police say alcohol may have played a factor.”
- “I bought a new lock for my bike.”
- “That’s Reverse Racism!”
- “I don’t like their crepe selection.”
- “Next, on Mickey Spillane’s, ‘Mike Hammer.”
- “You got the right one baby, uh huh.”
- “No dude, she gets completely naked.”
- “I didn’t like the final episode of _____ because of _________.”
- “The police said we have to wait 48 hours before they start looking.”
- “The official nation of the NFL”
