"It’s a special Duck Dynasty christmas special, where they are rounded up into a warehouse, beaten to death, tied to rocks and thrown into the ocean!"
From now on I’m responding to every facebook invite with “Do you mind if I bring my friend, Mr. Yay?”
Only 32, yet I’m somehow the inspiration for six Carole King songs.
"The golden age of nude modeling is over, what with the internet, now any kid with a camera and an instagram can be a star."
-Baby Boomer Nude Model.
"Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes" is like the creepiest google search autocomplete that could come up on a library computer.— Chris Sims (@theisb)
Ten bucks sys Google actually completes that to “Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes feet.”— Chris Sims (@theisb)