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Oh by the way, the power went out in the theater. The manager was walking around yelling “NOT AGAIN.” So just to let you know, the White Marsh movie theater loses power a lot.”

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"A Black Annie? Next thing you know, they’re going to think that they’re people!"

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He said “A black annie?” Then shook his head, like it was the greatest fucking insult to his honor. I turned to my brother and loudly said “Motherfucker, the next preview is about a dude who goes to a museum and talks to fucking mannequins who come to life because of magic, and a Black Annie is out of the realm of possibilities? You’re watching Guardian of the Galaxy, fuck off.”

He said “A black annie?” Then shook his head, like it was the greatest fucking insult to his honor. I turned to my brother and loudly said “Motherfucker, the next preview is about a dude who goes to a museum and talks to fucking mannequins who come to life because of magic, and a Black Annie is out of the realm of possibilities? You’re watching Guardian of the Galaxy, fuck off.”

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If this bald asshole complains about black Annie one more time I’m going to get kicked out of this theater

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atane:

CNN doing what CNN does.

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CNN doing what CNN does.

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(Source: cordjefferson)

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And like any great #1, the Angel Falls wiki doesn’t even fucking mention Tugela.

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Sure, Angel Falls may have the tallest single drop of any waterfalls, but is that drop multi-tiered? Tugela Falls, even though likely the tallest waterfall on Earth, is multi-tiered, and the tallest of its tiers is 411m (1348 feet))

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I like how, like any great #2 in the world, half of the Tugela Falls wikipedia entry is talking shit about Angel Falls.