now seems like as good a time as any to tell you all that i’ve picked up a bartending gig, which is terrible because i don’t know how to make ANY drinks and also i’m not super clear on what the different types of beer are. my fanciest cocktail is orange soda vodka mixed with cherry limeade carbonated beverage. i’m just planning on propping my tits up and collecting sad old guy tips. i’m gonna finance three months of rent off this swindle
So much of the job is faking it, it’s not funny. You project enough confidence behind the bar, and you can serve a person any swill and have them think that THEY are the ones who don’t know what a proper Gimlet tastes like.
Honestly, like 98% of the bartenders out there have no idea what they’re doing, which is why Pinnacle created 1000 flavors of whipped cream vodka. As long as you can separate yourself from that pack, you should be fine.