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Oh my god did I write pork instead of porn?

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Went to church for a minute. America’s first cathedral. Security dude eyeballed me the entire time.

Went to church for a minute. America’s first cathedral. Security dude eyeballed me the entire time.

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You people sure post a lot of pork on Sunday morning. Hope this homeless guy behind me isn’t looking

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This city is beautiful in the fall but holy shit the only open food place right now Is fucking subway.

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Jesus. What a buncha a holes

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ryanhatesthis:

we gotta talk about this, guys.

ryanhatesthis:

we gotta talk about this, guys.

(via the90swerentreal)

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These Expendables 3 Facebook stickers have gotten me through some dark times.

These Expendables 3 Facebook stickers have gotten me through some dark times.

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meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

(Source: meladoodle, via nervouslaugh)

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Guys, I hate Redemption Song so fucking much and my brother has played it seventy thousand times in a row.

Guys, I hate Redemption Song so fucking much and my brother has played it seventy thousand times in a row.

(Source: idiod, via blaaargh)