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I wish I could spend less time working and more time plotting my revenge on all who wronged me in high school.

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Yeah. Like, Way to be Peter Jackson, i’m doing my next black history month report on you.
Lake Town seems like a shitty place, but at least the racial demographics beats Minas Tirith.

Yeah. Like, Way to be Peter Jackson, i’m doing my next black history month report on you.

Lake Town seems like a shitty place, but at least the racial demographics beats Minas Tirith.

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OK, Smaug is pretty fucking terrifying.

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Benedict Cumberbatch Nude Pictures Leaked! NSFW.

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Thorin was an asshole in the books, but something about this three dimensional portrayal is really grating at my nerves.  Richard Armitage is really good in it, but Thorin is such a buzzkill who sucks the life out of the entire mission. Like, everybody will be having a good ol drunken bender, and Thorin will come out and say “By my father’s beard, we shall be avenged!” and knock over the table. I knew a guy like that in college. Real prick. Wouldn’t follow him for all the gold in the mountains. 

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I saw a black person in the Hobbit! Look at that! One! I’d like to hear her story.

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Alright, the Laketown scene is pretty good so far.

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What I hate the most about the hobbit movies is that I could’ve read the book seventy times in the same minutes it’s takenthem to get to page 3.

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I’ve gone too far into the Lord of the Rings films to deal with talking spiders. 

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Man, football would be great if it wasn’t for the concussions, the culture, the deteriorating effect if has on the players, the racist fans, the indentured servitude of college sports, Peter King, and we haven’t even gone in on how professional cheerleading teams are treated