December 2011
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If you'd like to talk more about Ron Paul
Shove it up your ass and save it till after New Year, fucker. I’m going to let the free market test my liver.
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“Ron Paul is vilified for missing a few paragraphs out of hundreds of newsletters...”
– Hosanna Myers (via riverofliberty)
Ron Paul can’t manage a newsletter that spanned nearly two decades, filled with page after page of offensive material (just like his 1987 book), so he can’t manage a country. It’s that simple. Trying to smear his opponents with false equivalencies merely...
Cognitive Dissonance: BREAKING: Obama signs NDAA... →
cognitivedissonance:
From ABC News:
In his last official act of business in 2011, President Barack Obama signed the National Defense Authorization Act from his vacation rental in Kailua, Hawaii. In a statement, the president said he did so with reservations about key provisions in the law — including a…
I agree with all of this, but is there ever a need for “Backwards cap...
New Years Memories
People My Mom Thinks are Rappers
Usher
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Rappers My Dad Doesn't Like
Jay-Z - “He’s Overrated.”
Kanye - “He thinks he’s the shit. He’s not.”
-Stop Conversation-
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2011 In Review: This Guy Died This Year: Nate... →
Nathaniel “Nate Dogg” Hale always sounded smooth. His voice gave him a niche within G-funk’s very stylized confines for the most quintessential G-funk crooner of them all—not that there were many, because who else did we really need?—and he held that title for as long as it even existed.
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Things I just found out
Kate Monday, lead detective in the 80’s police serial “Mathnet!” was played by a woman named Beverly Leech. She has a Tumblr. I’ve been unable to maintain a relationship because I wanted a woman with Kate Monday’s characteristics. Steely determination. An ability to add or subtract to get her suspect. 80’s hair! God I hope she follows me back.
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“I’m just kidding, my grandpa wasn’t Hitler. He did kill a bunch of...”
– Top Doug Quotes of 2011
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Doug, how do you get in character for David Karp?
D: Good question. I look at a picture like this
And I give him the voice of this guy
I also imagine him doing alot of this…
And that’s how you get
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Listen
You people should be ashamed of yourself. How many times has Tumblr told you that Missing E is fucking bullshit, and you people just don’t listen. You’re being a bunch of babies.
We’ve got a nice little society set up here. If you want pictures of cats doing funny things you can pluck it from the ground. Funny gifs featuring Doctor Who? You’ve got a veritable pool of it...
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Holy shit, the Braves are Old
I had a conversation with my Jamaican mother about baseball today, which should tell you how awesome my parental situation was growing up. She thought that the Yankees were the oldest club in the league, and I (incorrectly) thought it was like the Reds or the Pirates or one of those rust belt teams. I knew that the National League is the older league, and I knew that the Yankees were technically...
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synecdoche:
My bank’s fraud department called this morning because there was a suspicious charge on my card the other day so they immediately put my account on hold (and someone kept trying to use it afterward) and I was like “What was the first charge? Was it $500 to a weird software company or something?” and the woman goes “Oh, no, it was just a $13 internet shopping charge but you never...
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Guess who watched the Giants Cowboys replay and...
There was a lot of justifications going on in the last hour. I was like “Well, it couldn’t be a replay of last week, because they played the jets. And it is thursday. I don’t know why Chris Collinsworth is hosting, but maybe they have a deal or something with the NFL network. You know, for all the people who don’t have cable. They don’t have the NFL network in...
Two Hours
Time it took to find someone finishing a chain on Doodle or Die with a racist term.
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squeela:
Sometimes I sit back and wonder, “What new hell could be breaking loose on my Facebook page right now?”
Currently…
Someone posts an article that says that “Tipsy Tow” won’t be available in Baltimore
Several people respond by saying “I just read an article that says “Tipsy Taxi” will be available.”
They’re two different things!...
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I think those Good articles about "Dealbreakers"...
I know we’re the stars of our own little drama, but most of those shows need to be fucking canceled.
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Guy who used to sell me weed
Is a Ron Paul supporter.
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“So often in society babies are looked upon as a problem, trial, or...”
– The Duggar’s are such assholes. This little message was posted on their website post that contained a video memorial tribute to the baby Michelle recently miscarried.
Can’t you love babies and admit that at the very LEAST they are a drain on your finances? I mean it’s an objective fact that...
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real-b-easy:
riahh-f replied to your post: riahh-f replied to your post: You haven’t seen the…
Yes, even though each movie is like 4 hours long lmfao. I really like them. YOU SHALL NOT PASS ANDRE!
I’m not entirely swung, but if two of my followers are recommending it, I may have to check them out.
The first one is amazing. The second and third are diminished results. Gollum has to be seen to...
From: Mike Krahulik To: Ocean Marketing Dec 26, 2011 at 9:40 PM
I do run Pax, but I also run a website called penny arcade. It’s kinda popular.
From: Ocean Marketing To: Mike Krahulik Dec 26, 2011 at 9:41 PM
Love penny Arcade !!
From: Mike Krahulik To: Ocean Marketing Dec 26, 2011 at 9:42 PM
I’m glad you like it! You will be on it tomorrow:)
Like seriously, there are so many...
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Just North of Something Important: A thing about... →
barthel:
sydneygrace2012:
barthel: a question for you. what happens when you think you’re creative, but your perception is that others don’t care or won’t receive you because you aren’t a graphic designer, writer or photographer by profession. then do you really have the right to artistic expression? and the right to think anyone really gives a s&*t?
I mean, I have never in my life been...
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When searching for a bar, “ugly” is one of the adjectives I’m looking for. It should look like midway through a hoarders episode.
Another word I’m looking for is “fightable.” I don’t want to get in a fight, obviously, but I’d like to know that at any moment, something I said could get me in trouble real quickly. I want people to think the same of...
I don’t know about this place I’m going to tonight.
First, it’s a fucking club. I hate fucking clubs. Clubs give me heartburn.
I’ve had the website up for two minutes, and the electronic music hasn’t stopped.
You know, places like this don’t really have “Happy Hours” or “Specials.” Just looking at the decor makes me think I should do...
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We Are All Carmela Soprano Part One
I bet in like, 3000 B.C., your neighbors would break out a giant boulder of salt, right as you were leaving for work. “Oh, what’s this?” They’d mockingly repeat your question. “It’s just a rock of salt. You know, salt right? I’m planning on putting it on my meats to keep them fresh longer. It also happens to flavor it, so you’re not just...
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sexartandpolitics:
Who are the ten percent who still approve of the US Congress?
Can we ask them a follow-up? “Are you sure you understood the previous question?”
I tried to google a quote or something that said “10% of Americans huff glue.” All I could find was “8 in 10 people believe in Angels” which breaks my fucking heart. Of course, there is this.