tehblackbirdincardigans: Am I going to have to go back to using my old Yahoo email address firstname.lastname@example.org? E-mail me at kidrockboy420.
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I’m tired and got a full day of work tomorrow, and all I want to do now is find my fucking remote so I can turn Apocalypto off.
Between Dick Trickle’s death and Rob Ford’s crack video, yesterday was not a good day for human penises.
Wake me up for work tomorrow
I wish I had the strength to hate everybody without feeling anxiety the next day.
i’m fucking hammered. fuck abercrombie and fitch.d
Let’s start off by saying Fuck Abercrombie and Fitch, and it’s James Bond Henchman looking owner. For years these motherfuckers have been floating cheap looking khakis (that you could buy at fucking Sears for 20 dollars) as the latest in style trends. I’ll let you in on a little secret. Khakis, board shorts, fucking flip flops, and “Rugby” sweatshirts are...
This made me cry tears of joy.
Today I had a really good conversation with a guy at the bar who was absolutely shitfaced. We talked about the bodhavista and transcendentalism. He really liked Spinoza. He also liked budweiser.
bthny: I want to listen to the darkest, heaviest shit all day. Give me your best. The Flaming Lips – SpongeBob & Patrick Confront The Psychic Wall Of Energy
To Paraphrase Man Utd.
Same old Capitols, Always Losing.
Seriously though, spongebob and patrick confront the psychic wall of energy is the greatest song ever, and no one has any right to claim otherwise.
I’m not going to be one of those parents who dresses his kids up in the latest fashion trends. No, I’m going to do what my parents and my parents parents did. Hope you like my grade school sweatshirt, doug Jr. Hike those pants up son, take your bullying like a man!
People are terrible and everything sucks:... →
sblaufuss: jaggedfragments: sblaufuss: redcloud: tymethiefslongerthoughts: mindpalacefullofcats: Listen here If any of you fuckers ruin the new Star Trek for me Ditto. They were all dead the whole time. The girlfriend was a dude! I couldn’t… Kirk’s solo shot in the 7th inning was all the Feds needed to beat the Klingons away, 1-0. Montgomery Scott came in to...
My obsession with Wisconsin and Minnesota
I guess this goes into my whole sick Wisconsin/Minnesota thing. I’ve always been fascinated with the region for no reason in particular. I think it started with Fargo. My dad was a Packers fan as well, which is weird thing for a black man from West Baltimore to be, but whatever. My dad was also an infamous fairweather fan, which is why I can trace his packers love to the beginning of the...
I haven’t seen Mad Men in three weeks, because it falls on the Mickey Mantle memorial hangover day, and I just can’t put myself through any human emotions outside of my own on Sundays.
I just had a dream where my bar was next to my catholic high school, and inbetween the bits of shame that naturally come whenever I’m near that school, it meant that I had to run a whole lot around campus to get beer to my outside servers. It was a nightmare. I woke up in cold sweats.
To all my mother tumblrs, happy mother’s day and shit yo.
I wonder, what do actual ninjas think about their portrayal in film and pop culture?
My night thus far: My dog smells like shit and parked herself behind my desk chair. I can’t move. Internet.
AIN’T THE BEER COLD. I might buy Machado’s jersey. Fuck it.
I’ve been really feeling blue around my birthday time, so it should be of some concern that this was the best part of my week. (Warning: A bear eats a fucking monkey)
Hey millenials, maybe the important lesson to take away here is that Time Magazine fucking sucks.
The Callus: The Alzheimer's Theory of Horrible... →
thecallus: It’s often said that Alzheimer’s is a deceptively young disease. The reasoning goes like this: Alzheimer’s only recently began to afflict large numbers of elderly people, but only because we only recently have large numbers of elderly people. It probably always existed but humans never lived long…
On Sir Alex
I hope they serve cold frowns in hell.