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Oh well, at least one cabbie in Baltimor thinks he drove Kanye around.

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Dude, I don’t know WHAT happened, but I may have given my cab driver 50 dollars yesterday (it was a 22 dollar cab ride, I thought I gave him 30). Either that, or I dropped 20 bucks in the cab, I don’t fucking know, but no wonder the guy was so fucking happy about an eight dollar tip.

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Yes Gary Thorne, Prostrate Cancer is a big killer, especially in this city.

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dopernose:

I’m here to live blog the NBA playoffs and lose followers, and I’m all out of followers!

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WHAT A RESULT, IN THE BARCLAYS PREMIER LEAGUE

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So exactly, who isn’t a disingenuous piece of shit in Hollywood? Let me know if you’re out there, I’ve got a couple scripts to throw your way. 

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yeahiwasintheshit:

happy easter

Hoppy, the 4/20 Bunny!

yeahiwasintheshit:

happy easter

Hoppy, the 4/20 Bunny!

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yeahiwasintheshit:

lifesgrandparade:

You know, I originally was like ‘Burn everything,” but then I realized this is actually pretty awesome, let’s go fucking crazy, it’s 2014.

only if it the sunglasses drop down and the sentiment after every sentence is ‘deal with it’

"Dear Kevin,
You’re fired
We are denying you severance”

yeahiwasintheshit:

lifesgrandparade:

You know, I originally was like ‘Burn everything,” but then I realized this is actually pretty awesome, let’s go fucking crazy, it’s 2014.

only if it the sunglasses drop down and the sentiment after every sentence is ‘deal with it’

"Dear Kevin,

You’re fireddeal with it animated GIF

We are denying you severancedeal with it animated GIF

(Source: the-pietriarchy)

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Once you get over the “There was once shit in this” aspects of Chitlins, they are incredible and delicious. It’s one of the aspects of southern black culture I love the most, “Yeah, go ahead, give us random pig parts. We’re going to make those random pig parts taste good as shit, fuck you.” 
In my brother’s defense, only one of us has had stomach cramps all morning, I’m just going to assume that it wasn’t the chitlins.

Once you get over the “There was once shit in this” aspects of Chitlins, they are incredible and delicious. It’s one of the aspects of southern black culture I love the most, “Yeah, go ahead, give us random pig parts. We’re going to make those random pig parts taste good as shit, fuck you.” 

In my brother’s defense, only one of us has had stomach cramps all morning, I’m just going to assume that it wasn’t the chitlins.

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You know, I originally was like ‘Burn everything,” but then I realized this is actually pretty awesome, let’s go fucking crazy, it’s 2014.

You know, I originally was like ‘Burn everything,” but then I realized this is actually pretty awesome, let’s go fucking crazy, it’s 2014.

(Source: the-pietriarchy, via gravyholocaustsucks)