— See, it doesn’t matter how many foot fetish videos Rex films, or how many nihilists are chasing Rob, to me there will always be one Ryan. And also, Ditka is the most overrated piece of shit in the world, sorry Chicago bloggers.
If only my mother took that job in Denver fifteen years ago, I’d be getting hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh as shit right now.
- Christmas without Daddy
- Frosty’s Spring Adventure
- All I got for Christmas is trenchfoot
- Jesus is another year Older
- Santa Claus is coming for back rent.