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Stay away from my mom, reality tv show dude!

Stay away from my mom, reality tv show dude!

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Bad news guys, word on the street is they are closing Baltimore County institution “Christian Soldier Gun Shop.”

It sucks because there goes the last place of interest in the Parkville\Carney greater metropolitan area

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Is it just because of the name, or because every Skins fan south of Leesburg gives him the ‘left handed shake’ thing.

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drscudworth:

`Rodney Waber, publicist for Will Smith

(via riseofthecommonwoodpile)

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My mother’s happiness is primary, my mom’s happiness in the lap of luxury is a very close but significant second, neck and neck with “my mom’s benefactor pays off my student loans.”

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So, I almost almost convinced my mom to sign up for tinder today, mostly for the lols, but also so she can find somebody rich.

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This blog is going to be renamed old man excited by four year old technology for the next few days

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Now I’ve got the Tumblr app. Ho ho ho

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wallofdis:

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

Jesus Christ Pythagoras, you’re the worst.

Scumbag Pythagoras

wallofdis:

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

Jesus Christ Pythagoras, you’re the worst.

Scumbag Pythagoras

(Source: Wikipedia, via gravyholocaustsucks)