life's grand parade

I got some friends iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinside.

(Source: Spotify)

gravyholocaustsucks:

helenofdestroy:

Cypress Hill M.C. B-Real proved he’s insane in the brain last night — by rolling a joint filled with 6 OUNCES of weed yesterday … and then taking a photo to prove it!! 

According to our amateur marijuana experts, an ounce usually runs around $300 … so 6 ounces would be roughly $1,800. 
BUT … we’re told people who buy in bulk usually get a discount  — like, “buy 5 ounces, get the 6th ounce free” kinda stuff … so let’s go ahead and call it $1,500. (via tmz)

now thats just being wasteful. give that shit to someone who would put it to better use.me.

Starving kids in Africa need your chronic

osamah:

DONT BE SAD LOOK AT THIS DUCK INSTEAD

(via captainrobocop)

I wanted a nice quiet night of catsitting, but some mosquito is in here sucking blood out of my neck, and now all I want to do is get drunk. 

If you’re going to take my blood, hope you like Jameson.

I have video for sale of Rob Ford throwing a drink at Nate McClouth during yesterday’s O’s/Blue Jays game if any media parties are interested. 

stayinbedgrowyourhair:

waitingonoblivion:

mediaite:

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford demonstrates how you know you’re political career is in trouble.

I am not a crack (smoker)

I AM NOT A WITCH

Disappointed. I was hoping he’d come out and admit it.

Like…

“Yeah, I smoked crack. In my defense, have you guys ever tried it?”

theonion:

Boss Born In 1991: Full Report

georgetakei:

The King of Videobombs.

This is the most amazing thing to happen in baseball in years.